Tuesday 8 June 2010

TWA TIRESOME SERMONS

TIRESOME SERMONS: 1


Tha mannysther o Furst Drumneuk
Wus murdher at tha preachin.
He fun his sermons in a buik,
An read thaim oot at Meetin.

Tha man that writ them wus lang deid,
Wae wurds that lang he choakit.
The wudnae fit in oor man’s heid,
But richtlie in his poakit.


TIRESOME SERMONS: 2

A wrocht that haird on Settherday,
A cud hae slep tae Monday.
Tha mair the caa it “Day o Rest”,
It’s Meetin Hoose on Sunday.

A joyed whun tae tha Hoose o God,
Gan up, they sayed tae me.
Fur oor man’s doon wae thrapple bad,
Nae sermon noo there’ll be.

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