LOAST BUT FUN!

Platypus wus fun wi wab-like fit
Doon-Unner, far Oot-Bak.
Tha blaa-ins tuk it fur a deuk.
Tha mair it cudnae quack.

Professors yin an aa cum roon,
Tae hae anither keek.
An papers lang an soor wus writ,
Aboot it's deukie beak.

"A fake, A doot", tha maist wud say,
Until it gien a grunt,
An skailed thaim aa tae fin thair guns,
An shot tha puir wee runt.

Sae keep in mine tha Platypus
Whan oor leid’s caa’d a fake.
Fur shud ye dar tae contradict,
The’ll dig ye up tha bake.